I can't stand sitting with my back to the door in restaurants. I'm intensely disturbed by the idea sititng in the middle of the dinning area too. Rocky sometimes calls my his little Wild Bill Hickcock.
If you give me most forms of bread I'll eat the inside but never, ever the crust. Rocky eats that.
I misplaced my cell phone in my own bedroom and had to go find my glasses-- also misplaced in order to see well enough to find the phone. This excercise took about an hour.
I fantasize about buying a farmette, raising my very own hog and taking him to pig shows.