Thursday, August 21, 2008

I love... Ioathe ....in no particular order

I love....

  • John Wayne movies
  • Bear Grylls and Les Stroud
  • cream cheese
  • clouds of incense
  • Wagner
  • Ella Fitzgerald
  • Puccini
  • Stonefly brand shoes
  • Vera Bradley bags
  • pigs
  • cows
  • big dogs
  • small dogs
  • cats-- the fluffier the better
  • the sound of cicadas in the Summer
  • the sound of crickets
  • silence in church
  • the smell of incense
  • Irish butter
  • Maria Callas
  • Phil Specter's music ( I know he's nuts but the wall of sound gets me every time)
  • Madam Bovary
  • Gone With the Wind
  • The Little Lame Prince
  • A Little Princess
  • Gymnastics
  • goats
  • ponies
  • Llamas
  • The big red oxen that they raise in Colonial Williamsburg. They slobber when they're happy!
  • Photos of Jackie Kennedy
  • lace veils
  • October mornings
  • Jamestown, Virginia
  • turkey vultures flying overhead
  • Youth Dew perfume
  • priests or cantors with strong tenor voices

I loathe...........

  • cantors who think the mass is a concert, starring them
  • network television
  • sit coms
  • people who whine about the commute to DC. (Look, we all do it. Either quit your job and move or shut up)
  • the sound of Bob Costa's voice
  • sports writers who've never played a sport
  • the sight of nun in a pants suit and a man's hair cut
  • the stench of buffalo wings
  • raisins, dates and prunes
  • being cold at night
  • a dirty bathroom
  • being kissed or hugged during the sign of peace (Dude!)
  • being forced to be social ("Would all the newcomers to the parish stand up please?"
    Uh, no Fr., I'd rather not.)