Things that tick me off

• The sight of Jesus being stuck in a chapel down the hall or in another building instead of being on the altar
  
  
• Theology of the Body--- sorry!
  
  
• Brides in strapless or backless gowns
  
  
• cantors who think the Mass is all about them
  
  
• Eucharistic ministers
  
  
• parents who bring food (No- I'm not talking about a baby bottle. I mean food snacks like vienna sausages, cereal and peanut butter crackers) for their kids at Mass. Someone has to clean up that mess, parents. Have you thought about that?)
  
  
• People who go to the back of the church for their cell phone conversation---- dude, we hear you!
  
  
• felt banners
  
  
• statues that don't look a human being
  
  
• stained glass that makes me wonder what its supposed to be representing
  
  
• RCIA
  
  
• Pre-Cana
  
• Calling everything ministries ( the tour guide ministry, the young adult ministry, the
• greeting ministry...)
  
  
• Catholic communities---- what the heck does that mean? I prefer to belong to a parish, thank you.