Thursday, April 19, 2012

I'm a middle aged woman and this is what I know


Young ladies if you would be happy

Don't read trashy magazines
Don't imitate celebrities
Don't try to drink like a man
Don't party every weekend
Be sexually chaste
Don't start drama to get attention
If married, don't take your husband for granted
Don't be a shrew- it's not strong womanhood, it's just ugly
If you mess up go to confession
and
 Love God with all your heart

5 comments:

Old Bob said...

Thanks, Dymphna!
Most of that list was in practice by the young ladies I knew up until about 1964 . . . .
It's a pity that modern young women have to put up with such a changed (debased? Deranged?) culture.

Old Bob said...

Thanks, Dymphna!
Most of that list was in practice by the young ladies I knew up until about 1964 . . . .
It's a pity that modern young women have to put up with such a changed (debased? Deranged?) culture.

Anita Moore said...

I would add one to this list: never chase after a man: if he wants you, he will chase after you. If he doesn't chase after you, that tells you everything you need to know.

Restore-DC-Catholicism said...

One little change with the "don't try to drink like a man". If a "man" drinks in excess, he's not really a "man" in the true sense of the word. How about "If he drinks like a frat-boy/lout, avoid him like the plague".

Lola said...

Would you please consider making this up into a T-Shirt?

I would wear it out Publicly!