Guys really don't like weddings

Having read the uh..... sour commentary about the royal wedding and this hilarious post  about modern weddings in general I'm reminded once again that guys really don't like fuss and feathers. If you're a bride take heed. Either skip the big wedding or keep it easy to handle. Keep it under budget and don't bother your groom with much more than telling him where to be, what time to be there and what he and his buddies should wear. Don't behave like a spoiled brat and don't flip out when he tells you that neither he nor any heterosexual male gives a flying hoot whether the napkins are pearl pink or sand pink.